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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “If you drop dead and then I shoot you you won’t die again. You can’t over die you can’t over dry.”

    Can't argue with that

    JerryIf you drop dead and then I shoot you you won’t die again. You can’t over die you can’t over dry.

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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “She’s got a little Marisa Tomei thing goin’ on. Ah, too bad you’ve got a little George Costanza...” She’s got a little Marisa Tomei thing goin’ on
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual perjury.” Orgasm under false pretenses
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, I give up.” But they are so comfy
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  • Newman and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “They knew it wasn't me doing my route. How did they know? Too many people got their mail! I tried my best.” How did they know?
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is: if you’re going out with someone your size, right there...” The big advantage of homosexuality
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  • Office worker and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I thought you were happy-go-lucky. No, no. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go.” I thought you were happy-go-lucky.
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