Parks and Recreation The funniest Quotes & GIFs

LeslieYou're right, I know. I have to be the grown-up. But it's so hard!

JoanI'm gonna go powder my nose...Amongst other things. If you know what I mean.

CathySchool is out in two weeks. What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I live?

DonnaLook behind you, but don't be obvious.

LeslieOh, my God. I'm so hungover.

LeslieReally?

CouncilmanI believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.

AndySo I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, and I don't know why. So I made a list of everything I did and I'm gonna try not to do any of them again.

KarenLook at this tiny tree. Can you eat this?

AnnYou are avoiding your problems.

AprilYou gotta win me a Teddy bear.

AprilWell, I want a billion Teddy bears.

RonTom put all my records into this rectangle. The songs just play one right after the other! This is an excellent rectangle!

TomLove? Love fades away. But things. Things are forever.

LeslieSo I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented.

AprilI wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.

LeslieWe need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn't matter. But work is third.

LeslieEvery time a couple gets married, two single people die.

LeslieSo it's been three months of no work, no meetings, no memos, no late nights, nothing. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

RonI am starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday.

RonI don't much go for ethnic food.

RonYou had me at "meat tornado".

LeslieI've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. This isn't a bagel.

RonI'll have the number 8.

RonI know what I'm about, son.