Parks and Recreation The funniest Quotes & GIFs

Best fake pregnancy test ever.

RonThere's only one thing I hate more than lying, skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.

AndyLeslie, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.

AndyRon, look. I found all three differences.

RonI am not a sore loser. It's just that I prefer to win, and when I don't I get furious.

AndyI can't believe we're at Hogwarts!

AprilAndy? You okay?

RonAny dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.

LeslieWhat's more cuterus than your uterus?

RonNot to worry. I have a permit.

RonNever half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.

AnnYou made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Harry Potter!

LeslieAndy, will you be Iceland?

LeslieOkay, how about Japan?

AprilShe's the cold, distant mother I never had. I love her.

BenWow, the sky is really beautiful.

AndyLeslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

LeslieI don't want to date a twin, 'cause I've been tricked before.

TomYou're thinking out loud again.

RonI'd prefer if she'd ask me for my permission so I could say no. I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.

WomanWe noticed abnormal activity on your credit card so we just need you to confirm or deny some of the recent charges. $20 to Netflix? $120 in tuition to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?