Parks and Recreation The funniest Quotes & GIFs

RonOnce you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.

RonKids born in the year 2000 will never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

RonMy right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.

RonIf humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it.

RonThe person who would proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar nazi.

RonIf Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time two presidents has had sex with each other.

LeslieYou're literally listening to turkey calls.

LeslieI don't like to throw around the word "butthead" too often. If you call everybody a butthead, then it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Tom is being a real dick.

LeslieI think you're underestimating the voters.

AndyOh, babe! You had a crush on me! That's embarrassing.

AndyStill...

AprilI don't care about that prize. But I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.

LeslieCan't make a good soup, can't do a handstand in a pool, can't spell the word "lieutenant." There's a lot of "can'ts" in my life right now.

TomOh, my God, those look great. And I bet they look even better on Ben's floor.

WaitressWould you like any wine to start?

BenMy friend Jack and I used to fish this lake in the summer. One time, our boat almost tipped over, but then it didn't.

BenYeah, I had a pretty uneventful childhood.

BenOkay, I have to ask this, I'm sorry, but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?

LeslieTough stuff.

LeslieGoogle Earth. Always taking pics.

AprilI've already been to space. I was the second person to walk on the moon. Buzz Aldrin. Nice to meet you.

RonA vegan is gonna physically attack me? They're basically made of glass.

AprilThank you so much, everyone. I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same, and if you spend more than $5 on wine, you are very stupid.