Joey Tribbiani Quotes
117 gags from Friends
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A real bromance lasts a lifetime
A real bromance lasts a lifetime -
I had a dream
JoeyI had a dream and I don't want to talk about it.ChandlerWhoa. Whoa. What if Martin Luther King had said that? -
Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
JoeySome girl ate Monica!MonicaShut up! The camera adds ten pounds.ChandlerSo how many cameras are actually on you?JoeyLooking good, Mr.Kotter. -
It hurts my Joey's apple.
JoeyBut it hurts my Joey's apple.ChandlerFor the last time, it's not named after each individual man. -
Love the two
JoeyHey, what are we gonna do for dinner?ChandlerWell, we can just stay in and cook for ourselves. -
Come on, am I 19 or what?
JoeyCome on, am I 19 or what?ChandlerYes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19. -
Wanna help?
JoeyHey Pheebs, you wanna help?PhoebeOh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. -
Relax, I got this.
JoeyRelax. I can get this open. Anybody got a coat hanger?ChandlerI do. Oh, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning. -
How can you?
RossWe went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the museum.ChandlerWithout me? -
Wait right there.
JoeyWait right there.ChandlerOh no-no-no, I'm paddling away!