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  • Evelyn Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “I was showing a house, and I thought I'd visit the people I love. And they weren't home?”

    I thought I'd visit the people I love.

    EvelynI was showing a house, and I thought I'd visit the people I love.
    AlanAnd they weren't home?

    #Two and a Half Men #Alan Harper#Evelyn Harper

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  • Prudence and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Can you put sunblock on my back? NO! But if you don't I'll burn! If I do...I'LL BURN!” Can you put sunblock on my back?
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “I think I forgot something. If you forgot, isn't important. Yeah, you're right.” I think I forgot something.
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen. Which half?” Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “I feel sorry that your heart has become so hard and small, that you've lost the capacity...” Classic Charlie
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Should I change? You should but after all these years I doubt you will.” Should I change?
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  • Berta and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “[seeing Alan's swollen eye] Great googooly moogoolies! What the hell happened to you? I'm not sure..” What the hell happened to you?
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