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You are a gynaecologist and a lesbian - I'll convert to Indianism!
- I work harder than anyone.
- Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?
- Do you have anything that says "Sorry for cheating on you"
- Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick.
- You look like a prostitute for wizards.
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- So you had sex with him?
- My boobs are loving this unemployment thing
- Interior design not decorating
- Hows that wine and coffee combination treating you?
- A lot of people never graduated high school
- I wonder why?
- Last time I tried absinthe
- Where do you even buy sheets like this?
- I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.
- I swear to God
- What colour do you think you are?
- I commissioned a new negligee
