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Look at Jess' face! - I work harder than anyone.
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- My boobs are loving this unemployment thing
- We're a family. Families talk about things
- Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?
- I'm a mess.
- Would you consider us adorable?
- You look like a prostitute for wizards.
- This place is fancy
- You can run away from your problems
- Life sucks!
- I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.
- Are you guys hungry?
- I don't celebrate Christmas
- If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies!
- I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert.
- You were denied a cell phone
- Hey, are you gonna murder me
- I am not a successful adult.
