Friends
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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Man, he took the five of spades!
JoeyMan, he took the five of spades! No, here it is. -
I got an extra futon.
RossI got an extra futon.JoeyDude, you don't have to brag. We got nothing here. -
Front and back.
RossEighteen pages! Front and back. -
We were on a break!
RossWe were on a break!ChandlerIf you say that one more time, I'll break up with you. -
Joey the sexy mermaid
Joey the sexy mermaid -
How many points for the body?
PhoebeOkay, so, Jason is sensitive. But now so's Vince. Plus, Vince has the body, you know? So… It's really just about the math. -
We could call it Chuck.
JoeyWouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.ChandlerOr Dick. -
That's Yasmine Bleeth.
ChandlerI know. See, yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth. She's a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways. -
And the rest of us.
ChandlerYou're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?JoeyOh my God. Is this what it's like to be you? -
Hello, people who do not live here.
MonicaHello, people who do not live here. I gave you a key for emergencies.PhoebeWe were out of Doritos. -
It's the times!
JoeyCan I see the comics?ChandlerThis is the New York Times. Okay, may I see the comics? -
Joey about getting over a relationship
JoeyIt never takes me more than a week to get over a relationship.MonicaIt's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship. -
What's "pleh"?
MonicaWhat's "pleh"?JoeyThat's "help" spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air. -
They have been quite for a long time.
PhoebeThey have been quite for a long time.JoeyMaybe she killed him. -
I can't imagine my life without you.
RossI thought we were broken up.RachelWe were on break.RossI can't imagine my life without you. You know?RachelI can't. You're a totally different person to me now. -
Where did he put it?
RachelA mistake? Where were you trying to put it in? Her purse?PhoebeWhen--where did he put it? -
Joey and Monica
JoeyHey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives.MonicaI won't give you anything, but you'll own me 2.95. -
Don't tell me men are nice.
ChandlerI fooled around with Joey's sister. I can't remember which sister.RossYou see what men do? Don't tell me men are nice. This is men! -
Oh, burn!
JoeyPrepare to feel very bad about yourself.ChandlerI've been preparing for that my entire life! -
I got a science question.
JoeyI got a science question. If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens is that why they're extinct?RossJoey, Homo sapiens are people.JoeyHey, I'm not judging.