Friends
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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So, who is the father?
NurseWhich of you is the father?PhoebeNone of them are. The father is my brother. I'll miss watching you freak people out like that. -
Chandler's a girl!
FrankChandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!ChandlerOh God! Kindergarten flashback. -
It seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a...
PassengerIt seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. -
Poor Chandler
JoeyI don't have any brothers; I'll never be a best man!.ChandlerYou can be the best man when I get married.JoeyI'll never get to be a best man! -
He's her lobster.
PhoebeSee? He's her lobster. -
I mean it's Ross. How can I watch him get married?
RachelI mean it's Ross. How can I watch him get married? -
From now on, I have no first name.
ChandlerFrom now on, I have no first name.JoeySo, you're just Bing?ChandlerI have no name. -
The baby kicked!
MonicaWhat?PhoebeThe baby kicked!MonicaOh, my God.PhoebeNo, wait. The elastic in my underwear busted. -
Except you
ChandlerDon't stop having fun just because I'm here. Kathy didn't cheat on all of you. Well, except you. -
Burn!
KathyWhy don't you call me when you grow up!ChandlerYeah, well, don't expect that to happen any time soon! -
Touché.
RachelNo accountants. Oh, and no one from, like, "legal". I don't like guys with boring jobs.ChandlerOh, and Ross was like, what? A lion tamer? -
lol
RachelYou idiot!!ChandlerI'm sure you're right, but why? -
That business model could work
MonicaIt's okay, ‘cause you know what? If you think about it you don't really need me for the business.PhoebeYou're the cook! Without you it's just me driving up to people's houses with empty trays and asking for money! -
My sweet nerds
RossDidn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?JoeyNo, I had sex in high school. -
Friends forever
Friends forever -
You go girl!
PhoebeUgh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him, I just want to do things to him that I'm not allowed to charge for.MonicaSo do them for free. -
It's been a really bad day
PhoebeRick and I hit it off. We started making out. Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore. I started walking around, not knowing what to do next. I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen thought I was a whore too. It's been a really bad day, whore-wise. -
Don't you want a washboard stomach
RossDon't you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?ChandlerNo, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts! -
Does it hurt?
RachelDoes it hurt?ChandlerNo, I always see guys do this when handcuffs are taken off. -
If I ever run into that guy again
ChandlerWhat happened?!!JoeyAwww, man! He promised he wouldn't take the chairs!!ChandlerWhat the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!JoeyWell, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn't think it is big enough to fit a grown man!ChandlerSo--You got in voluntarily?!JoeyI was tryin' to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I'm gonna do?ChandlerBEND OVER?!!!