Friends
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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If I always answer the phone…
ChandlerIf I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life! -
She had the biggest Adam's apple.
JoeyReally hot. Great kisser but she had the biggest Adam's apple.RossJoey, women don't have Adam's apples.JoeyYou guys are messing with me, right?RossYeah. We are!JoeyThat's a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa! -
Sweet Joey
JoeyRoss, tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?RossYes, yes, it is. In prison! -
They are adorable
RossYou deserve to be with someone who appreciates you and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are. You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: "Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!" -
Bromance
JoeyI may only have a couple beers in me, but I love you.ChandlerI'm still on my first. I just think you're nice. -
The hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
JoeyThe hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?MonicaIs it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help, come quick, they're still extinct!" -
And you call yourself a friend
RossI can't believe you two had sex in her dream.ChandlerI'm sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious. -
Joey Paponi?
ChandlerHow about Joey Paponi?JoeyNo, still too ethnic. My agent wants a more neutral name.ChandlerJoey Switzerland? -
Possession of an illegal exotic animal
LuisaPossession of an illegal animal is punishable by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?PhoebeOh, my God! You'd put that poor little creature in jail? -
Let's play for real!
MonicaWe got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks!RossYou sure? Phoebe just threw away two Jacks because they didn't look happy. -
Relationship Goals
RossWhen you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards. But look how happy she is. -
Like a flower
TheAlright, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower. -
Good deal
JoeyHow about Tony's? If you finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.RossAnyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma? -
Can you see my nipples through my shirt?
ChandlerCan you see my nipples through my shirt?RachelNo, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there. -
Let me check the fridge
PhoebeNow we need the semen of a righteous man.RachelOkay, Pheebs, you know what? If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place. -
At a bus station!
ChandlerHow can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?JoeyI don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.ChandlerIn my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush. -
I believe when the right woman comes along, you'll...
ChandlerI believe when the right woman comes along, you'll have the guts to say, "No thanks, I'm married." -
It is magnificient
RossThis is the most beautiful table I've ever seen!ChandlerI know.MonicaHeads up, Ross...Score! You suck! -
I love pheebs ☹️♥️.
PhoebeAnd, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. Two, I never lie. And three, I make the best oatmeal-raisin cookies in the world. -
Here's to a lousy Christmas. And a crappy New Year.
RossHere's to a lousy Christmas.RachelAnd a crappy New Year.