Friends

Welcome to the world Emma Geller-Green !!!

MonicaRemember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well, I am getting my revenge!

RachelIs that a beer bong for a baby?

PhoebeAnd he treats me like a queen. Except at night, when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.

PhoebeYou are like Santa Clause on Prozac! At Disneyland! Getting laid!

ChandlerHoney, we are so meant to be together. Look, we both have copies of the Annie soundtrack.

PhoebeThose are my maternity pants!

PhoebeI'm sorry I won't make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm busy that day. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.

RachelI can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doing?"

ChandlerOh, you're dressed as a slutty nurse.

RachelI'm alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think?

RossOh, my God. Chandler "M." Bing? It's not just an "M." Your middle name is Muriel!

RossChandler Muriel Bing. Your parents never gave you a chance, did they?

RossI grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast you didn't eat.

PhoebeBut I'm a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won't quit.

PhoebeWhat's up? "Tell Monica I'm sorry." Tell her yourself.

PhoebeOr maybe he was writing to tell her that he's changed his name, you know? Tell Monica I'm sorry.

RachelWhat are you doing? Get in the front.

ChandlerWhat's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open that door.

JoeyThey want me to be totally naked in the movie.

JoeyI know. My grandmother's going to see this.

RossYou laugh all you want but in 10 minutes our skin will be magnificient

RossI hate to lecture you guys, but it's disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults and Joey, can't name all the states.