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My mother cried the day I was born - I hate the ocean!
- What did she look like?
- She told me she can stall him for at least two hours.
- They would kill for it
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- Adults don't care about their birthdays
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- Happy May 18th everybody!
- Something I can't tell my twin girls apart
- Nicotine patches!
- I'm not above using a little flirtation to get what I want.
- Just because you wanna do something doesn't mean you get to do it.
- Are we still on for the polar bear swim tonight?
- I need a top secret favor.
- Is there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?
- Gina got me a "get better soon" card.
- All you need is love.
- If you ever feel special just remember
- What's the worst pet to have?
