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  • Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Nicotine patches! You just put it on your shoulder and - whoa! Stuck it right on your face...”

    Nicotine patches!

    JakeNicotine patches! You just put it on your shoulder and - whoa! Stuck it right on your face, huh.
    AmyI want it as close to my brain as possible.

    #Brooklyn Nine-Nine #Amy Santiago#Jake Peralta

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  • Doug Judy and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Jake, help me I don't wanna die. I'm still on second season of Game of Thrones.” I don't wanna die
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  • Jake Peralta and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “All you need is love. False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and...” All you need is love.
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  • Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Oh my God, she's totally gonna flunk us. I haven't gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade.” Oh my God, she's totally gonna flunk us.
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  • Jake Peralta, Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Gina's picking Hold up at the airport, and she told me she can stall him for at...” She told me she can stall him for at least two hours.
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    • Gina and Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You'd make a decent prostitute. I'd make an amazing prostitute.”
    • Gina and Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You'd make a decent prostitute. I'd make an amazing prostitute.”
    You'd make a decent prostitute
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  • Cop and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, hey, hey, there. What are you doing? I'm just playing a prank on my buddy. Sounds fun. Carry on.” What are you doing?
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