Amy Santiago Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
He's a highly decorated detective
AmyHe's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography. He's gonna be too distracted by my notebook flip.-
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So which one is it?
TerryApparently he's on an important call with the Albanian president.AmyIs that Bujar Nishani or is it still Bamir Topi?GinaOh, Aims, let me check. Mm, it just says no one likes you. -
I told you that in confidence
AmyI told you that in confidence.GinaWe don't have that kind of relationship. Rules are made to be broken
JakeRules are made to be broken.AmyThey were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.JakeUh, piñatas.RosaGlow sticks.JakeKarate boards.RosaSpaghetti when you have a small pot.-
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Nicotine patches!
JakeNicotine patches! You just put it on your shoulder and - whoa! Stuck it right on your face, huh.AmyI want it as close to my brain as possible. -
I'm not above using a little flirtation to get what...
AmyI'm not above using a little flirtation to get what I want. (Was that a wink?) You tell me. -
Is there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?
TerryIs there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?AmyDisgruntled, miserable, desolated.JakeSmad. -
What's the worst pet to have?
JakeGuys, what's the worst pet to have?GinaA cat.AmyA dog.RosaA child. -
It's not my fault
DavidIt's not my fault that mum likes me better than she likes you.AmyOh, don't flatter yourself. Mum likes everyone better than she likes me. -
What the hell Jake?
AmyWhat the hell, Jake? Do you even love me?JakeSays the woman who never once sent me flowers.
