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I told you that in confidence
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She told me she can stall him for at least two hours.
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I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
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I hate the ocean!
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They would kill for it
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- Adults don't care about their birthdays
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Something I can't tell my twin girls apart
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Nicotine patches!
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I'm not above using a little flirtation to get what I want.
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Just because you wanna do something doesn't mean you get to do it.
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Are we still on for the polar bear swim tonight?
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I need a top secret favor.
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Is there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?
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Gina got me a "get better soon" card.
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All you need is love.
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If you ever feel special just remember
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What's the worst pet to have?
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It's not my fault
