Jake Peralta Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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I need a top secret favor.
JakeHey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.GinaUh, it better not be pregnancy-related, 'cause that crap is nasty.JakeThe miracle of life?GinaDress it up however you want, that's some disgusting animal kingdom nonsense. -
Precious
GinaWhat are you doing? Give me the ring.JakeYou sound like Gollum.GinaThat means nothing to me. I don't see those movies. I'm too pretty. -
Gotta love Gina Linetti
GinaGina's authentic stolen police badges. How can I help?JakeHey, it's Peralta.GinaOh, hey, Jake.JakeHey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?GinaOf course. I'm not an animal. -
Happy May 18th everybody!
JakeMark the day, Gina. May 18th at 4:00 p.m.GinaOh, honey. We're well into October.JakeReally? -
She told me she can stall him for at least two hours.
JakeGina's picking Hold up at the airport, and she told me she can stall him for at least two hours.GinaI'll do it, but I'm gonna have to total your car.JakeOr you could just drive slowly.RosaHa ha, she's gonna wreck your car. -
Adults don't care about their birthdays
GinaAdults don't care about their birthdays.JakeYou came to work last year on a horse. Rules are made to be broken
JakeRules are made to be broken.AmyThey were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.JakeUh, piñatas.RosaGlow sticks.JakeKarate boards.RosaSpaghetti when you have a small pot.-
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Nicotine patches!
JakeNicotine patches! You just put it on your shoulder and - whoa! Stuck it right on your face, huh.AmyI want it as close to my brain as possible. -
Is there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?
TerryIs there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?AmyDisgruntled, miserable, desolated.JakeSmad. -
All you need is love.
JakeAll you need is love.CaptainFalse. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter.
