Ron Swanson Quotes from Parks and Recreation

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  Technically we're all half centaur.

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  RonTechnically we're all half centaur. "

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  If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants

  RonIf your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

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  Once you have a PhD

  RonOnce you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.

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  Kids born in the year 2000

  RonKids born in the year 2000 will never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

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  My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.

  RonMy right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.

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  If humans could fly we'd consider it exercise

  RonIf humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it.

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  The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches

  RonThe person who would proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar nazi.

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  If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016

  RonIf Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time two presidents has had sex with each other.

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  You're literally listening to turkey calls.

  LeslieYou're literally listening to turkey calls.

  RonIs this not rap?

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  A vegan is gonna physically attack me?

  RonA vegan is gonna physically attack me? They're basically made of glass.

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