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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toe boot.”

    That sounds delicious

    RonI enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toe boot. But this hotel always serves bacon-wrapped shrimp. That's my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates, if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp. Excuse me.

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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “This is your lunch. You should be able to do whatever you want to with this, right?” Teaching kids how taxes work
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  • Ron Swanson and Waiter in Parks and Recreation: “I'll have the number 8. That's a party platter, sir. It serves twelve people.” Dont you dare question Ron lunch choices
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.” Ron and food.
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Sexual history? Epic and private.” Sexual history?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.” Once you have a PhD
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I'd prefer if she'd ask me for my permission so I could say no. I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.” Such a sweetheart
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