Suits
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
The funniest Suits quotes, GIFs and memes, starring Harvey Specter, Motivational, Donna Paulsen and Rachel Zane. 74 gags, voted by fans: Hot shows the most upvoted, Fresh the newest, Top 10 the best-of lists.
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Your dad is Robert Zane?
MikeYour dad is Robert Zane?RachelIs it so hard to believe that my father's black?MikeRobert Zane is black?RachelYou think this is a year-round tan? -
My respect isn't demanded, it's earned
HarveyMy respect isn't demanded, it's earned -
New dress?
RachelNew dress?DonnaWhat can I say? It deserved me. -
I am not the goody-goody you think I am.
RachelI am not the goody-goody you think I am. -
Wow, you're pretty.
MikeWow, you're pretty.RachelGood. You've hit on me. We can get it out of the way that I'm not interested. -
Why should I go out with him?
RachelWhy?DonnaWhy should I go out with him? Just because he's charming and hot?RachelAnd witty and British.DonnaAnd has a title. -
There's a secretary's day?
HarveyThere's a secretary's day?DonnaThere is. And you're very generous. -
I don't want any comments
RachelI don't want any comments about how messy the place is. -
When you're backed against the wall, break the...
HarveyWhen you're backed against the wall, break the goddamn thing down. -
First impressions last.
HarveyFirst impressions last. You start behind the eight ball, you'll never get in front. -
Win a no-win situation by rewriting the rules
HarveyWin a no-win situation by rewriting the rules -
Freaky Deaky!
SheilaRoom 405. 9:00 p.m. tomorrow. Bring coconut oil, a ski mask, and duct tape.LouisFear never felt so good. -
I was just wondering why you changed your hair.
HarveyI was just wondering why you changed your hair.MikeHair's the same as it's always been.HarveyYou trying to look older? Younger? Whatever it is, it isn't working. -
Zane Spencer Litt
HarveyZane Spencer Litt.RobertSpecter Zane Litt.HarveyEither way, Litt comes last. -
I prefer my men manly.
GretchenYou don't have to worry about that with me. I prefer my men manly.HarveyAm I not manly?GretchenWell, if you have to ask... -
You could have that done?
HarveyYou could have that done?DonnaOh, please. I could have Louis held captive in a Tibetan monastery if I wanted to. -
Does a girl need a reason to look spectacular?
DonnaDoes a girl need a reason to look spectacular? -
Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.
HarveyWork until you no longer have to introduce yourself. -
You really should try one of those standing desks.
DanielYou really should try one of those standing desks. It's better on the back for a woman of your age.JessicaThis is a standing desk for a man of your height. -
Winners don't make excuses when the other side...
HarveyWinners don't make excuses when the other side plays the game.