Mr. Johnson Quotes from Abbott Elementary

• Dinosaurs really went extinct

  Mr.I bet you believe dinosaurs really went extinct. (chuckles)

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• Don't 'ew' me

  AvaHe's not my man.

  Mr.I certainly am not.

  AvaEw. What do you mean "ew"? Don't "ew" me.

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• Ugly. They're all ugly

  GregoryI love Barb.. but newborn babies are-

  JanineUgly. They're all ugly. That's a strong word. Accurate.

  JanineThat's the roughest newborn I've ever seen.

  AvaOh, yeah. That baby's a stunner, alright. I'm stunned. Damn.

  JacobTo be fair, I didn't take a good photo until I was 12, when I had a small window between acne and braces.

  Mr.Can't relate. Came out of the womb camera-ready. Unlike Barbara's ugly grandchild.

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• You are different than I thought

  Mr.You are different than I thought.

  Miss(chuckles) I get that a lot.

  MissBut so are you.

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