Janine Teagues Quotes from Abbott Elementary
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The Wild Wild West line dance
(The whole staff dances the Wild Wild West line dance in the gym.) -
Jumanji? It is my favorite
JanineI'm probably gonna just go home and watch a movie.GregoryJumanji? It is my favorite.JanineSee you in the morning, Gregory. -
I love you too
GregoryCause I love you.JanineI love you too. -
Have you seen his drawings?
JanineDo not let that kid shake your confidence, okay?JanineHave you seen his drawings? They're ass. -
Chop, chop! To the library
AvaChop, chop! To the library!JanineYeah.AvaGo help her! Damn! What if she needs to reach a book on the middle shelf? -
Hop on my back
GregoryHop on my back.JanineGregory, I can run. Jesus. Oh okay.JanineActually, um, if I... I-I'll do the back. Yeah.GregoryHere we go. -
Ugly. They're all ugly
GregoryI love Barb.. but newborn babies are-JanineUgly. They're all ugly. That's a strong word. Accurate.JanineThat's the roughest newborn I've ever seen.AvaOh, yeah. That baby's a stunner, alright. I'm stunned. Damn.JacobTo be fair, I didn't take a good photo until I was 12, when I had a small window between acne and braces.Mr.Can't relate. Came out of the womb camera-ready. Unlike Barbara's ugly grandchild. -
Don't tell me what kind of day to have
JanineWell, have a great day, Ava.AvaDon't tell me what kind of day to have.AvaGetting all presumptuous and rude. -
Back up!
JanineIf you don't back up off of me with that uptown fade looking like Oscar Proud.Uh-uh, uh-uh. Were you tryna dance with my man?JanineUh, was you tryna get in my face, bitch? Back up!JanineYeah, better had.