Jacob Hill Quotes from Abbott Elementary

• The Wild Wild West line dance

  (The whole staff dances the Wild Wild West line dance in the gym.)

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• Ugly. They're all ugly

  GregoryI love Barb.. but newborn babies are-

  JanineUgly. They're all ugly. That's a strong word. Accurate.

  JanineThat's the roughest newborn I've ever seen.

  AvaOh, yeah. That baby's a stunner, alright. I'm stunned. Damn.

  JacobTo be fair, I didn't take a good photo until I was 12, when I had a small window between acne and braces.

  Mr.Can't relate. Came out of the womb camera-ready. Unlike Barbara's ugly grandchild.

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• Couples costume, it's fun

  Jacob5 years ago, these halls were graced with the presence of one Gregory Eddie.

  GregorySpeed up the story.

  JacobI felt an immediate bond and I asked if he wanted to do matching costumes for Halloween.

  GregoryAnd I, thinking I would never see this person ever again, said "Sure, in five years."

  JacobSo I put a reminder in my phone for five years, and voila, couples costume!

  GregoryIt's fun.

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