Ava Coleman Quotes from Abbott Elementary
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The Wild Wild West line dance
(The whole staff dances the Wild Wild West line dance in the gym.) -
Do you work here?
Hey, Ava.AvaDo you work here?For nine years!AvaDamn, this is embarrassing. For you. You should really try to stand out more. -
The mom with the Bitch tattoo
BarbaraThe parent of one of my students has a very unsavory marking across her bosom.AvaThe mom with the "Bitch" tattoo?MelissaLoved that book. Movie was meh. -
Chop, chop! To the library
AvaChop, chop! To the library!JanineYeah.AvaGo help her! Damn! What if she needs to reach a book on the middle shelf? -
Don't 'ew' me
AvaHe's not my man.Mr.I certainly am not.AvaEw. What do you mean "ew"? Don't "ew" me. -
Maybe I'll keep you long term
AvaNow that that's sorted, maybe I'll keep you long term.Maybe I'll keep you long term. -
Ugly. They're all ugly
GregoryI love Barb.. but newborn babies are-JanineUgly. They're all ugly. That's a strong word. Accurate.JanineThat's the roughest newborn I've ever seen.AvaOh, yeah. That baby's a stunner, alright. I'm stunned. Damn.JacobTo be fair, I didn't take a good photo until I was 12, when I had a small window between acne and braces.Mr.Can't relate. Came out of the womb camera-ready. Unlike Barbara's ugly grandchild. -
Don't tell me what kind of day to have
JanineWell, have a great day, Ava.AvaDon't tell me what kind of day to have.AvaGetting all presumptuous and rude. -
Stage three, self-destruction
AvaAll men handle being proven wrong the same way.AvaStage one, rewrite history.AvaStage two, double down.AvaAnd my favorite, stage three, self-destruction.