George Cooper Quotes from Young Sheldon
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Dad, can we afford a computer?
SheldonDad, can we afford a computer?GeorgeYou do my taxes. What do you think?SheldonNever mind. -
Sheldon is nine
MaryThese gentlemen are with the FBI, they want to talk to Sheldon.GeorgeYou fellas must've made a mistake Sheldon is nine.FBIWell, someone living in this address has recently called a mining operation in Canada, and tried to buy Uranium.MaryOk, maybe it's not a mistake. -
He's just fine
GeorgeAnd Sheldon is fine. You know what he's like. If someone took him, I'm sure they'll bring him right back. -
I don't understand why that dog is so interested in...
GeorgeI don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon.MissyMaybe Bucky likes the way Sheldon smells?GeorgeYour brother washes himself three times a day. He has no smell. -
I've only kissed one boy
MissyI don't want to die. I've only kissed one boy so far.MaryWhat?MissyRelax. It was a long time ago.MaryAre you relaxed? -
I know what you did there.
GeorgeSheldon there are plenty of stupid people in the world, but when they're older than you, you got to show them respect.SheldonI understand, sir. Thank you for your incredibly wise advice. -
Dad jokes for the win.
GeorgieWhat's a math emergency?GeorgeThat's when things don't add up. -
Their kid is perfect.
GeorgeTheir kid is perfect.MaryAnd so is ours.GeorgeSo we're lying to each other. Fine. -
What are you doing?
GeorgieWhat are you doing?GeorgeSeparating the whites from the colors.GeorgieWhoa, that's racist. -
Burn!
GeorgeThere is a person at the end of the table that eats for free.MeemawThere is a person at the other end of the table that eats for three.