Joey Tribbiani Quotes
117 gags from Friends
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Can we see her?
JoeyCan we see her?PhoebeYour hair looks too good. It'd upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in. -
Oh Joey, sweet Joey
RossOh great. Now he knows, and I don't!MonicaI'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!JoeyOr an uncle! -
You're in the friend zone!
JoeyBecause you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone!RossNo, no, no. I am not in the zone.JoeyNo, Ross you're mayor of the zone! -
Hey Tribbiani give me this coffee now!
Hey Tribbiani give me this coffee now! -
You hung up on the pizza place?
JoeyYou hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends. -
We are all mature until somebody brings out some...
We are all mature until somebody brings out some bubble wrap. -
I'm not even sorry.
JoeyI'm not even sorry. -
Joey doesn't share food!
JoeyJoey doesn't share food! -
A moment on the lips, forever on the hips.
JoeyLast night I was finishing off a pizza, and she said: "A moment on the lips, forever on the hips." I don't need that kind of talk in my house! -
I don't own a TV.
SarahI don't own a TV.JoeyYou don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?