Joey Tribbiani Quotes
117 gags from Friends
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We have something to tell you.
MonicaWe have something to tell you.JoeyOh, my God! You're pregnant!RachelAre you pregnant?MonicaNo, but I'm throwing this shirt away! -
Solid advice bros.
MonicaI never said I wanted to have babies and get married!ChandlerI was really confused... Then I talked to these guys.MonicaWho? Two divorces and Joey?JoeyShe's right you know? -
What do I do now?
RossWhat do I do now?JoeyYou play hard-to-get.RossShe already lives in London.JoeySo you go to Tokyo. -
How can you not care?
MonicaHow can you not care?JoeyLike this. -
I told you not to do it!
MonicaI told you not to go down there!JoeyBut he made Rachel cry!MonicaRachel always cries!RachelThat's not true! -
Think about it
JoeyCome on, think about it. You're 18, okay? She's 44. When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.TrentWhat? You don't think I know that? -
I don't think Chandler is feeling better.
JoeyIf it makes you feel any better, I do it too.ChandlerReally?JoeyOh, yeah! I always picture your mom when I'm having sex. -
I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me
JoeySo anyway I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me.EverybodyJoeeeyyyy!JoeyUh. But when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears! -
Which is our baby? The one with ducks or the one...
ChandlerWe have to assign heads to something!JoeyRight! Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.ChandlerWhat kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? -
I'm taking everybody with me!
JoeyLet me see it again!RossYes, show us your nubbin!ChandlerJoey was in a porno movie! If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me!