Joey Tribbiani Quotes
117 gags from Friends
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Chandler, what are you doing?
PhoebeChandler, what are you doing?MonicaChandler!Chandleroh my god!JoeyYou're smoking again?ChandlerWell, actually, yesterday, I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still. -
Can I talk to you for a second?
ChandlerI fooled around with Joey's sister. That's not the worst part.MonicaWhat is the worst part?ChandlerI can't remember which sister.JoeyCan I talk to you for a second?ChandlerWhy can't we talk in here with witnesses? -
You got a better idea?
PoliceI assume one of you is the father.JoeyI am.ChandlerThat's me. Actually, we're both the father. Please tell me you know which one is our baby.JoeyWe'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.ChandlerFlip for the baby?JoeyYou got any better idea? -
How can you not care?
MonicaHow can you not care?JoeyLike this. -
It's time to settle down.
ChandlerIt's time to settle down. Make a choice. Pick a lane.JoeyWho's Elaine? -
Since when do you watch the news?
RachelSince when do you watch the news?JoeySince they hired a very hot weather girl. -
How you got three women to marry you
JoeyHow you got three women to marry you, I'll never know. -
Date of birth?
JoeyDate of birth?CliffordNovember 16, 1968.JoeyAge?CliffordCan't you figure that out from my date of birth?JoeyI'm a doctor, not a mathematician. -
She said she's looking for a relationship with...
Dr.She said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.JoeyShe really said that?Dr.Well, I added the "exactly like me" part. -
I'm not good enough for you?
JoeyWhat, I'm not good enough for you?ChandlerWe are not gonna have this conversation again.