Jake Peralta Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
You need to man up
AmyYou need to man up.JakeMan up? Sexist. I'm sorry I don't see gender, Sir.-
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Jake, there's a body over here.
CharlesJake, there's a body over here.JakeOh, thank God. I mean, "Oh, no, death." I mean.. I don't want to sleep with my mom, okay? Aren't you forgetting something?
JakeI gotta go.GinaAren't you forgetting something?JakeOh.GinaNo! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?-
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Seth is a really good guy.
HedgeThis is an extremely professional workplace, and Seth's a really good guy. I don't think he's even ever bought a prostitute.JakeIs that the minimum requirement for being a good guy these days? -
I see you looking at Trudy Judy’s booty.
DougI see you looking at Trudy Judy’s booty.JakeI am not looking at Trudy Judy’s booty.DougOh you don’t think she’s a cutie don’t be snooty.JakeShe’s a beauty but I’m on duty. -
How did you deal when Hodor died?
TerryHow did you deal when Hodor died?JakeNot well, why would you bring that up? -
You're fake news!
HitchcockWe're innocent!ScullyIA is railroading us like Holt said, and you're joining in the witch hunt!HitchcockYou're fake news! Sad!JakeYeah, that's definitely the language of the innocent. -
This B needs a C in her A.
AmyThis B needs a C in her A.JakeOh m God!AmyThis babe needs a coconut in her arms. -
Oh Jake
CaptainGood! I'm proud of you!JakeSorry, it's just… You said you're proud of me! That's my tear trigger! -
I am not afraid to be alone with my thoughts
JakeI am not afraid to be alone with my thoughts, my thoughts are awesome… my father never loved me, I’m going to die alone. Well that happened fast.
