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  • Doug Judy and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I can't help it. I'm proud of you. You're like a son to me. A white, crispy son.”

    I can't help it. I'm proud of you.

    DougI can't help it. I'm proud of you. You're like a son to me. A white, crispy son.
    JakeHow would that even work? Am I adopted?
    DougNo, your mother's just really pale. Almost invisible.

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  • Captain Ray and Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Good! I'm proud of you! Sorry, it's just… You said you're proud of me! That's my tear trigger!” Oh Jake
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  • Jake Peralta, Gina Linetti, Amy Santiago and others in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Guys, what's the worst pet to have? A cat. A dog. A child.” What's the worst pet to have?
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Okay little friend, let's get you home. No. Oh god. It flew right into the fan.” Okay little friend, let's get you home
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “If I don't see you everyday I will forget who you are. I'm like a goldfish!” I will forget who you are
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  • Doug Judy and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Jake, help me I don't wanna die. I'm still on second season of Game of Thrones.” I don't wanna die
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