Howard Wolowitz Quotes
48 gags from The Big Bang Theory
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Let's go..
HowardI'm just thinking about Raj...BernadetteAnd I'm thinking about Chris Hemsworth. Let's go.. -
Why would the military want Sheldon?
HowardWhy would the military want Sheldon?LeonardI don't know. Target practice? -
There is an old saying in juggling
HowardThere is an old saying in juggling...BernadetteIs it... I'm going to die alone?!? -
Did you see this post from Raj?
LeonardDid you see this post from Raj? He can't afford his apartment, and he's asking if anyone knows of a cheap place to live. I want to say "India", but it seems mean.BernadetteWhat's so funny?HowardRaj is looking for a cheap place to live, and I wrote "India". -
What if Sheldon and Amy are getting robbed?
BernadetteMy God, what if Sheldon and Amy are getting robbed?HowardOr worse, what if they're back early? -
We need a lawyer
HowardWe need a lawyer.RajeshYou must have someone in your family who's a lawyer.HowardWhy? Because I'm Jewish? That's like me saying, "Hey, you're Indian. Doesn't your cousin work in a call center?"RajeshMy cousin does work in a call center.HowardAnd my cousin's a lawyer. -
Or worse…
HowardI mean, what if he looks like me? Or worse...What if she looks like me? -
Better safe than sorry
HowardI guess I'll just go to the emergency room to be safe.BernadetteHowie, this is just your hypochondria.HowardNo, when I set on the mute button and thought I'd gone deaf, that was my hypochondria.BernadetteWe'll find another time to tell him I'm pregnant. -
That is so offensive
RajeshThat is so offensive. Does everything you know about Hinduism come from Indiana Jones?HowardNo. There's also Apu from the Simpsons. -
Poor doggy
HowardI've got a psychotic mummy too.