Howard Wolowitz Quotes
48 gags from The Big Bang Theory
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If these walls could talk
HowardBoy, if these walls could talk.LeonardThey'd say: "Why does he touch himself so much?" -
You made me feel things I never
BernadetteYou made me feel things I never...HowardWell, that was quick and a little gross. Now, I know how she feels. -
It's a real treat in Summer
SheldonBut if I don't come to into work, what am I supposed to do with myself?PresidentRead, rest, travel. I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.SheldonSarcasm?HowardNo. You should go. -
Ladies chime in, do you agree?
HowardHey, Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running, as long as I park in the right garage. -
I call it "the Clooney".
HowardI call it "the Clooney".RajeshI call it "the Mario and Luigi" but whatever. -
I'm begging you. Go to sleep.
HowardPlease, I'm begging you. Go to sleep.SheldonI'm trying. I'm counting Catwomen. -
I'm glad you decided to learn Mandarian
HowardI'm glad you decided to learn Mandarian.SheldonWhy?HowardOnce you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me. -
But they have kick ass meatballs!
HowardThese instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This right here is why Sweden has no space program.