Howard Wolowitz Quotes
48 gags from The Big Bang Theory
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Are you saying I'm not a handsome guy?
RajSusan is not into you. She has a type.HowardWhat type?RajDon't make me say it.HowardAre you saying I'm not a handsome guy?RajSee! It's mean, right? -
So I practiced and practiced
HowardA little voice in my head said, "I couldn't do it". So I practiced and practiced and you know what? That little voice was right. -
Were there any nuts in that food?
HowardUh...guys, were there any nuts in that food?LeonardI don't think so, why?HowardWell...just a feeling. Haha! -
Don't you think you should go back to work
HowardDon't you think you should go back to work, because you make more money.BernadetteDon't you think you should make more money. -
You know what else is sexist
HowardI think it's pretty sexist of you to say, a dad can't stay home with his children.BernadetteYou know what else is sexist, the phrase "suck it", yet here we are. -
You know what they say
HowardWell, you know what they say: "When life gives you lumens, make lumen-Ade." -
Bernadette!
PennyBernadette!HowardReally? You choose her over me?PennyYes, because she's vicious and can hide behind a mushroom. -
Also, no talk of Rocky 4.
LeonardAlso, no talk of Rocky 4.BernadetteWhy Rocky 4?HowardCause he fights a Russian. I'm sorry about her. -
People flirt. No big deal!
BernadettePeople flirt. No big deal!HowardReally? So it's ok if I...BernadetteNot you! I own your ass! -
Really, you're an astronaut?
AndreaReally, you're an astronaut?HowardWell, I don't like to brag...RajeshAnd yet, somehow you manage...