Howard Wolowitz: We need a lawyer.
Rajesh Koothrappali: You must have someone in your family who's a lawyer.
Howard Wolowitz: Why? Because I'm Jewish? That's like me saying, "Hey, you're Indian. Doesn't your cousin work in a call center?"
Rajesh Koothrappali: My cousin does work in a call center.
Howard Wolowitz: And my cousin's a lawyer.