Howard Wolowitz Quotes
48 gags from The Big Bang Theory
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What's his problem?
HowardWhat's his problem?SheldonHis imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.HowardBeen there. -
You're my best friend and I love you.
RajeshI'm proud of you. You're my best friend and I love you.HowardI love you too.RajeshBring it on, spaceman.BernadetteAre you crying? -
What'd I miss
PennyHey, guys. What'd I miss, what'd I miss?HowardGiselle's hanging by a thread.PennyOh, good, I hate her.HowardThen you're not invited to our wedding. -
The worst date of my life
LeonardHoward, I appreciate the effort, but this is like, the worst date of my life.HowardSeriously? I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on JDate, and that didn’t even crack my top 10. -
It's ambitious
HowardIf it's 'creepy' to use the internet, military satellites and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine. I'm creepy. -
Forever alone
LeonardSheldon, this is not a big deal. It's a little white lie, everyone does it.RajeshNot me. I'm 100% honest in all of my relationships.HowardAnd how single are you right now?RajeshEating cake on the toilet single. -
You are looking particularly ravishing today
HowardPenny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.PennyNot with a thousand condoms, Howard.HowardSo there IS a number. -
Too late, Stuart already called dibs
Howard30 years from now, if you're still single and things don't work out with me and Bernadette you and I can give it a go.RajeshI appreciate the offer, but if things don't work out with you two, I'm swooping in on her like a vulture.HowardToo late, Stuart called dibs. -
Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?
HowardAre you planning on kidnapping a woman?SheldonSarcasm?HowardYes, but mixed with genuine concern. -
Where are the kids?
StuartWhere are the kids?HowardI thought they were with you.StuartWhat? No!HowardI am kidding. They're at daycare.StuartWhat makes you think my heart can handle that joke?!