Guillermo de la Cruz Quotes from What We Do in the Shadows

• If I'm lying, then kill me now

  NandorNow I'm going to be honest with you. I... am going... to kill you, Guillermo.

  NandorI give you my word... as a warrior. If I'm lying... then kill me now.

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• Your friendship with Guillermo is very special

  MegThis guy must be really special.

  GuillermoHe is. Very.

  Your friendship with Guillermo is very special, right?

  NandorI thought it was.

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• Boop. There's that smile

  NandorBoop.

  NandorThere's that smile.

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• They call me The Phantom Menace

  GuillermoAnd who are you supposed to be, again?

  NandorThey call me, The Phantom Menace.

  GuillermoNo. That's already taken.

  NandorShit.

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• Come and sit with me inside my coffin

  NandorGuillermo, I've never allowed you to do this before, but... come and sit with me inside my coffin.

  GuillermoReally?

  NandorMm-hmm.

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• I mean, who isn't gay?

  NadjaI mean, who isn't gay?

  GuillermoA lot of people.

  #What We Do in the Shadows#Guillermo de la Cruz#Nadja of Antipaxos

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• Laszlo doesn't suck

  Guillermo"Laszlo sucks," backwards.

  LaszloLaszlo doesn't suck.

  LaszloAnd if he did, he certainly wouldn't do it backwards.

  #What We Do in the Shadows#Guillermo de la Cruz#Laszlo Cravensworth

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