Amy Santiago Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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You and Santiago are cute
CaptainYou and Santiago are cute, I'll put you in a boat.AmyYou'll put us in a what? -
Love has made you dumb.
JakeYou're gonna ace this test.AmyYou think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.JakeI disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?AmyThat was big. I was really proud of you. -
Ooh! More work!
AmyOoh! More work! I know that sounded sarcastic, but...TerryNobody thought that.CaptainNot for a moment. -
Four hours is the most I can do
RosaFour hours is the most I've ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life.AmyWhat about that time we drove out to Boston together? That was about four hours. -
Writing things down is nerdy?
Amy"Writing things down" is nerdy? What do you do?RosaI just forget stuff like a cool person. -
Remember we are at work
JakeAlright what I'm about to say will make you very horny but you have to try and remember that we are still at work. Do you want me to quiz you?AmyOh God yes.JakeWow, okay great. -
Title of your sextape
AmyI hope it wasnt't a mistake.Jake"I hope it wasn't a mistake", title of your sex tape? Title of OUR sex tape! -
You're in charge of seating
AmyScully and Hitchcock, you're in charge of seating.ScullySmart move Amy. I've been called the Leonardo DaVinci of sitting on my ass. -
You did what?! When?
RosaI went to med school for three years.AmyYou did what?! When?RosaNever leave your money unprotected, that's the first thing I learned in business school.AmyYou also went to business school?RosaYes, and I also have a pilot's license. We're the Sleuth Sisters
RosaWe're an amazing team. We're the Sleuth Sisters.AmyDamn straight we are.-
