Amy Santiago Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It's hard to not say a really corny thing right now
AmyIt's hard to not say a really corny thing right now about how everything is a honeymoon with you.
JakeAwww. Although, technically you did just say it, which is very embarrassing for you.
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Maybe it's not too late to get out of here.
JakeMaybe it's not too late to get out of here. We could start a new life in the country, maybe open a small bookstore.
AmyHow dare you tempt me with a small bookstore.
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You're mad that i broke your face and burned your...
AmyYou're mad that i broke your face and burned your whole body! Well, grow up!
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- $Amy and Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “It's not that weird to say, \May I have some cocaine?\ It is.”$
- $Amy and Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “It's not that weird to say, \May I have some cocaine?\ It is.”$
It's not that weird to say…
AmyIt's not that weird to say, \"May I have some cocaine?\"
JakeIt is.
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Title of our sex tape
AmyWhy doesn't your mouth work?
Jake'Why doesn't your mouth work', title of our sex tape!
AmyWhat?
JakeYOUR sex tape! What? No!
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Okay, duly noted
AmyAlso, if you ever wanna bust out that Holt Impression at home, I'd be okay with that.
JakeOhhh okay, duly noted. Super disturbing but i'm definitely gonna do it.
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I love this mattress.
AmyI love this mattress.
…[And it loves having you in it.]
JakeGod?
BrianIt’s Brian.
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We’re going mattress shopping
JakeWe’re going mattress shopping.
AmyOnce we get it we’ll have to break it in…
JakeOh I hear what you’re saying: mattress trampoliiine! Wait, no you were talking about sex.
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We've never even had a fight.
JakeYou have nothing to worry about. There's no personal issues here. We've never even had a fight.
AmyIt's true. Our only close call was when Jake didn't know who Will Shortz was.
CaptainReally? Never heard of the Puzzlemaster? This is who you want to be with?
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Do you happen to know my blood type?
JakeHey, do you happen to know my blood type?
AmyYeah. B positive.
JakeWell, guessed wrong. Hey, Craig?
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