Amy Santiago Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
I guess that's your new best friend now
JakeI guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on '-iago'. Backstabber.AmyI'm surprised you've read Othello.JakeWhat the hell is Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.-
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You can't spell independent without dependent
AmyYou know, you can't spell independent without.. dependent.RosaAnd you can't spell "Go Fuck Yourself" without "Fuck You". You need to man up
AmyYou need to man up.JakeMan up? Sexist. I'm sorry I don't see gender, Sir.-
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It was the coldest night of the year
AmyIt was the coldest night of the year, and you put socks on my feet while I slept. You never even took credit for it. -
What is 4 drinks Amy again?
RosaWhat is 4 drinks Amy again?AmyWhy don't you come over here and find out? -
Oh, mama
AmyI just wanna quick peak at your attendance record. Zero absences.. Oh, mama.. Printing this for later. -
This B needs a C in her A.
AmyThis B needs a C in her A.JakeOh m God!AmyThis babe needs a coconut in her arms. -
We need hard proof
TerryWe need hard proof.RosaSo let's get it, step one: put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it in poison.TerryThat's step one? What's step two?RosaTell their widows they are thieves. -
You want me to teach you how to kiss
GinaLet me guess, you and Jake are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss.AmyWhat? No, stop that! I know how to kiss, I've read books! -
My first order as Sergeant
AmyMy first order as Sergeant, "Tell me I look dope".TerryYou look dope!
