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  • David Santiago and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “It's not my fault that mum likes me better than she likes you. Oh, don't flatter yourself.”

    It's not my fault

    DavidIt's not my fault that mum likes me better than she likes you.
    AmyOh, don't flatter yourself. Mum likes everyone better than she likes me.

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  • Terry Jeffords, Amy Santiago and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad? Disgruntled, miserable...” Is there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?
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    • Jake and Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You're going to ace this test. You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.”
    • Jake and Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You're going to ace this test. You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.”
    • Jake and Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You're going to ace this test. You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.”
    • Jake and Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You're going to ace this test. You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.”
    You're going to ace this test
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.” This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.” The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.
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  • Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “There's a typo in this crossword!” The moment you realize you want to marry her.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “You used so much oil the U.S wants to invade the fucking plate!” You used so much oil the U.S wants to invade the fucking plate!
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