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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Look, a clock. We don't have that in America.”

    Look, a clock.

    RonLook, a clock. We don't have that in America.

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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Tom put all my records into this rectangle. The songs just play one right after the other!” Tom put all my records into this rectangle.
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