Young Sheldon The funniest Quotes & GIFs

MissyPastor Jeff's wife is so much prettier than him. It's like Barbie married a turtle.

MissyWhy don't you go upstairs to your daddy's bedroom, and see how much is in his wallet? Don't worry, it's not stealing if it's for God.

MissyYou're encouraging him to run for class president? He's gonna get destroyed.

MissyI feel like I do.

SheldonDr. Sturgis will be there. He's like a mom. But he's really smart.

PriestWhen your days are over, God will never ask you 'Why weren't you Einstein?' But he might ask you 'Why weren't you Sheldon?'

GeorgeSheldon there are plenty of stupid people in the world, but when they're older than you, you got to show them respect.

SheldonAnd how are you doing?

SheldonMy father told me I should be kind to old people.

SheldonMy father also told me if a woman ever asks you that, it's a trap.

SheldonBut I'll say 53.

GeorgieWhat's a math emergency?

SheldonAm I in trouble?

Don’t mess with the girls

BillyOk, 10 cents a week for a whole year. I get the raccoon, and to tell people you're my girlfriend.

BillyDeal.

GeorgeTheir kid is perfect.

GeorgeSo we're lying to each other. Fine.

GeorgieThanks for waking me up!

GeorgieWell you didn't do a very good job!!

MaryWe have a little family business to discuss.

MaryNo.

MaryNo.

GeorgieWhat are you doing?

GeorgieWhoa, that's racist.

MissyWhy can't we watch DuckTales?

MissyIt's TV, we aren't supposed to learn.

SheldonIt was at this moment I learned: I was not only brilliant... I was also hilarious. (ha-ha)

GeorgeThere is a person at the end of the table that eats for free.

SheldonWell, there are 5 billion people on this planet and you're the perfect mom for me.

SheldonShe's a person not a tv show. And we all know how I feel about people.