The Good Place Quotes & GIFs
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I was so scared for you!“I told you he was on our side. You're my friends and I, I wanted to save you!”
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Plus he is a grade A snack“Tahani, what do you value about Jason? Well, he's thoughtful. He picks flowers and brings them to me.”
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Chidi, think about this!“I'm your hottest friend. No, Tahani... I'm your nicest friend. No, Jason... I'm your friend!”
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Meet Team Cockroach!“An Arizona dirtbag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.”
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Literally the best team ever“A human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I've ever met. And who am I? Describe me now.”
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Hey, Janet?“Hi, there. Do you have something shiny Jason can play with?”
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Busty Alexa? “Hey, robot slave lady? Busty Alexa? Oh, Janet? Hi, there.”
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I love that perv“Chidi, Janet, we're leaving. I am taking this with me. Oh, no. It's my only copy. Don't.”
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Please enter your four-digit pin“Hello, Architect, please enter your four-digit pin. It's my, uh...my birth year. I got to change that. That's too easy to guess.”
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Is it racist if I say Africa?“What country am I from? Is it racist if I say Africa? Yes, and Africa is not a country. What country am I from, again? Sen...sodyne.”
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Somebody forked up.“Why can't I say "fork"? If you're trying of course, you can't here. That's bull-shirt.”
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Jason and Tahani do look deliciouis“Looks like you had a good night. I did. You and Jason. Imagine that. To be fair, I have.”
- Thats how you pet a lizard.
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Plenty of other people I can help“There are plenty of other people I can help. Like my good friend Ben Affleck and his crippling addiction to back tattoos, or my other...”
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I wanted that mom“Why can't you accept that she might be living a good, honest life? That she's an attractive partner and a good mom?”
- Deal with it.
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That's definitely not true“That's definitely not true, but I also don't care.”
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I just have some worries“I'm sorry, everyone. I just have some worries, as well as some concerns, that could potentially turn into outright fears. Oh, there they go.”
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I miss my phone so much.“Oh, I miss my phone so much. I bet I have so many texts.”
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Thats some good foreshadowing“I wish we'd met the way normal people meet, like at a philosophy conference or after one of my philosophy lectures, or you came knocking...”