The Good Place Quotes & GIFs
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I'm still waiting on a response“I'm still waiting on a response to the request I filed for immediate suicide.”
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My soulmate will be... books!
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Who are they gonna believe?“Yeah, but who are they gonna believe... me or a woman?”
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You're in the good place, Tahani.“Ooh, what a surprise! But yes, I accept.”
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Relatable“You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That’s the sound my brain makes all the time.”
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I thought you were dead.“Jason, I thought you were dead. I was alive! I was in Australia! I talked to you on the phone last week. Yeah, but I forgot.”
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Are you trying to hurt my feelings?“Because, if so, you are succeeding.”
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I'll fax it“I'll fax over some of the things we're looking for, okay? Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?”
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The answer of everything“The more human I become, the less things make sense. But that's part of the fun, right? But, since nothing seems to make sense, when you...”
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Now who's doing the teaching?“Eleanour, what if John had seen us? I'm scared, and yet somehow turned on? Scared is the best way to be horny.”
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I am not even scared to get rebooted“I don't normally cry at movies... But that one was pretty good... That girl was hot. The guy was, too. I'm gonna miss you so much, Eleanor.”
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Jason you seem thoughtful.“And that concerns me.”
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I'm not gay“I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay. I'm not gay. Fine, bi. I'm not bi either. Why not? More guys should be bi.”
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I've only ever said "I love you" to two men my entire life.“"Stone Cold" Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club, who I mistook for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.”
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I want to feed him soup.“Whew! I still think he's hot. I guess, in a sick Victorian boy kind of way. Ooh, yeah. I want to feed him soup.”
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You gotta love her“Being forced to wear a knock-off handbag and drink tap water. That's what you think hell is?”
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Eleanor's search history is hilarious
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The Museum of Human Misery“Oh, yeah. Okay. It's a torture museum. Is there a gift shop? Jason, this is hell. Of course, there's a gift shop.”
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What's that new scent?“Transformers? Yes, they make you smell the way Transformer movies make you feel. Ugh! How do you smell "loud" and "confusing"?”