The Good Place Quotes & GIFs
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Well, I tried to want to.
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I should really be going“Well, I should really be going. I have to begin my 12 step Korean skincare regiment.”
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It's suddenly very important that I get drunk.
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I've made my decision.“Okay, I've made my decision. I want to, start crying.”
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I just want to sit and stare at nothing“I just want to sit and stare at nothing, and silently scream for the rest of time.”
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Who doesn't, judge?“You wouldn't believe what we're been through just to be here today. I would because i just learned everything about you. But keep talking.”
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Ya basic.“In the words of one of my actual friends, Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.”
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I took the form of a 45 year old white man for a reason.“I can only fail up.”
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I solved the trolley problem“See, the trolley problem forces you to choose between two versions of letting other people die. And the actual solution is very simple.”
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What do you think your personal bad place would be?“I'm pretty good at turning every place I go into my own personal hell. So I think there'll be a lot of options for me.”
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That's my kind of family“We can do what the Shellstrops have always done when the chips are down. Ignore our problems and drink heavily. Janet!”
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The most human thing of all“All I've ever really wanted was to know what it feels like to be human, and now we're going to do the most human thing of all: attempt...”
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This is your soulmate Tahani.
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Kissing is gross.“You just mash your food holes together. It's not for that.”
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Love her!“No one can never truly turn over a new leaf. Sure, Ben Affleck told me he'd matured as an artist after he directed "Argo", but then...”
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You're really happy?“Can't you tell? I'm basically squealing like a birthday girl.”
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This is getting out of hand.“I never thought I'd be the one to say it. But this is getting out of hand. I think we gotta go to the cops. What cops?”
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Who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?“It’s like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics? Plato.”
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Tahanis and Jasons Wedding Invite was dope“"The ceremony will be private, but we think it would be totally dope if you biznatches came and got turnt up with us afterward." I can...”
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Jason please…“I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Uh, I think you mean Bad News Bear.”