The Good Place Quotes & GIFs
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Lets go“I don't know about you guys, but I say we leave this miserable shirthole.”
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Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.“Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.”
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But if it weren't crazy,“But if it weren't crazy, they wouldn't call it "leap of faith." They would call it "a sit of doubting."”
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Jason's making me watch this horror film“Jason's making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.”
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Because you refer to lovemaking as "pounding it out."
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That would also describe a sexy skyscraper I know.“He has massive amounts of unearned confidence and he's utterly unaware of his own absurdity.”
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Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
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If you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway.“And if you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway.”
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Anything in the universe can be up to 104% perfect.“Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That's how you got Beyonce.”
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Son of a bench.
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You're just like those childhood bullies“You're just like those childhood bullies who said I would never get tenure.”
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Me too!“A selfish ass, an idiot DJ, a tortured academic, a hot, rich fraud with legs for days... Side note, I might legit be into Tahani.”
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Why don't I ever listen to people“Why don't I ever listen to people when they talk about themselves? No, it's annoying, and I'm right not to.”
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Can I get a do-over?“I feel like her confession of love was a lot better than mine. Can I get a do-over?”
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I haven't been this upset since…“You know, I haven't been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend, Kanye, who was defending my best...”
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You're a really good fake soul mate.
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Show some compassion busty Alexa!“Will you be okay after I leave? This will not affect me in any way.”
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I've come to really like frozen yogurt“There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it.”
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Ross and Phoebe? Really?“Well, since we're becoming friends, like Ross and Phoebe... Weird combo to pick, but okay.”
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That's called tyranny.“Well, that's called tyranny. And it's generally frowned upon.”