The Good Place Quotes & GIFs
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Most Likely to Die Young and Unaccomplished“I've gotta say, it seems like I was really nailing that Philosophy Class. Can you believe my high school voted me "Most Likely to Die...”
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You got this.“No, I absolutely do not.”
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I gave them all to Good Will.“That's what I call Prince William. Since he married a commoner, I assumed he knows some needy people they could go to.”
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I'm not bi either.“Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!”
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Hey man, what's up.“Hot diggity dog!”
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What's one thing people don't know about you?“That I was SUCH a tomboy in high school. See?”
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Gosh, you're pretty“No, you're pretty. Pretty beautiful.”
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I haven't been this happy since“Oh wow. I've never been happy. Bad!”
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Reach for the stars“You know, "Reach for the stars," as I said to my good friend Elon Musk. And then he shot his car into space. What a weird creep.”
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I don't know how to describe it“Like, a different zone of time. No, that sounds stupid. A different clock land.”
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This doodle of a burrito“And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle." Wait a minute, is it...”
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Sorry for eternally dooming you.“So sorry for eternally dooming you. And that's our bad, guys.”
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Well, I've narrowed it down to two possibilities“Well, I've narrowed it down to two possibilities: yes and no.”
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The other possible medical diagnosis is“The other possible medical diagnosis is that you're just a bit of a dick.”
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This is exhausting“I just want to go back to my container of goo and go to sleep.”
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Can you chill out a little?“Nope. It's gonna be the same every time.”
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It ran for 16 years on the BBC.“They did nearly 30 episodes.”
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I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane“I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.”
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Send nude pics of your heart to me.
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What is the maximum number of books that I can check out?“Excuse me, what is the maximum number of books that I can check out? Is it 12,000?”