The Good Place Quotes & GIFs
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Every day you teach me something new“Every day you teach me something new about art and history, and why I shouldn't eat everything that smells good because sometimes it's...”
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They're a pair of boobs. “Those aren't dumb shapes. They're a pair of boobs. And then two extra side boobs. It symbolizes that boobs come in all shapes and sizes...”
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Where are we going?“Can I ask you a question about where we're going? Sure. Where are we going?”
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You gotta lock it down“I learned that when something dope comes along, you gotta lock it down. If you're always frozen in fear and taking too long to think...”
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Soulmates are not found“If soulmates do exist, they're not found. They're made. People meet. They get a good feeling. And then they get to work building a...”
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Brent sucks.“He's the opposite of a box of donuts! A toilet full of broccoli.”
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What's wrong with Ombre highlights? “Eleanor. Please. This week has been hard enough.”
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What matters isn't if people are good or bad.“What matters is if they're trying to be better today than they were yesterday.”
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How are you doing?“A little better. But still terrible.”
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I got you a box of chocolates“But then I remembered you can't eat, so I ate them. And I thought it'd be a nice present for me to describe them to you. So..”
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I went to Princeton“No handouts, by the way. I earned my spot. Just like my father and his father before him.”
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Another legendary Eleanor Shellstropism.“Dat Ash.”
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I'm gonna go punch a wall“I'm gonna go punch a wall with my head.”
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I used to have a breakup routine“Champagne and Alanis Morissette. Not the actual singer. I'd just listen to her albums at my friend Adele's house.”
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I'll be damned“Tahani was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee. Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr.”
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You can't erase that booty.“Although you can't erase that booty. Know what I'm sayin', blondie? All due respect, your Honor, keep it in your robe.”
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“New whatsapp stickers right now”
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Donkey Doug is your father“The man you call "Donkey Doug" is your father? The Donkey Doug who's banned from Disney World for biting Buzz Lightyear?”
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Lies are like tigers.“We weren't truthful. There's an old Chinese proverb "Lies are like tigers. They are bad." That's it? It's more poetic in Mandarin.”
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How do I know that this version is the best version of myself?“How do I know it's not version 85, or 322, or 558? Or 69, or 420?”