The Good Place Quotes & GIFs
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Who doesn’t love them?“I won this ugly yellow toddler, which is one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen.”
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Is he still cute?“How's Jason? Is he still cute? He looks about the same. That sounds cute!”
- Watch Your Mouth Young Lady!
“Holy Mother-forking Shirtballs!”
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It's not a joke!“I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!”
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Relationships are stupid.“You're scared you're never gonna have a real one, and then when you do, you're scared it's gonna go away.”
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That's so forked up“Bullshirt. Bench. Ash-hole.”
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I can't believe it“I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones that you MOST expect?”
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Say that again“I am, like, obsessed with your accent. Say Aluminium. Al-you-minnium. (Giggles) I love that!”
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We're refugees.“Yeah man, we're refugees. What kind of a messed up place would turn away refugees?”
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Janets Fun Facts“Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide!”
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Send nude pics of your heart to me.
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Good point Jason“Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don't?”
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Of course it is“Okay, what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That’s okay, right?”
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About France“And do you like France as much as i do? Well, they enslaved my country for 300 years. So, no.”
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You wanna hear about a cool cloud I saw?
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No, they are not.“Is he talking about what I think he’s talking about? No, Eleanour. Once again, none of these philosophers is ever talking about...”
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Best impressionist of all time“She likes impressionist painting, right? I got her a painting of the best impressionist of all time!”
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I wasn’t freakin’ Gandhi, but I was okay…“I was a medium person. I should get to spend eternity in a medium place. Like Cincinnati.”
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Jason, talk to no one.“Go nowhere. Do nothing. I won't let you down. So, will you remember that time in Australia when we stayed up late and we ate pizza together?”
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Great news, everyone! “The funding from the neuroscience department came through! And you blew it all on cupcakes?Exactly what I would have done. Respect.”