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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it! - You hurt my friend's feelings.
- Jean-Philippe
- This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
- Don’t stare at me, Mary!
- It's hot in here. Or is it just me?
- This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
- This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!"
- I wish you’d jump in the oven.
- This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.
- Let me whisper something very important in your ear.
- SHUT IT!
- You give me them anaemic bits of shit
- What are you? An idiot sandwich.
- What do you want, a fucking medal?
- I just want more pumpkin
- You've put so much ginger in this, it's a WEASLY!
- Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
- Salmonella is not an ingridient.
- This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.
