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This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him! -
You give me them anaemic bits of shit -
You hurt my friend's feelings. -
Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate? -
Salmonella is not an ingridient. -
I just want more pumpkin - What are you? An idiot sandwich.
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You've put so much ginger in this, it's a WEASLY! -
This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!" -
SHUT IT! -
This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy. -
What do you want, a fucking medal? -
Don’t stare at me, Mary! -
It's hot in here. Or is it just me? -
This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off. -
Jean-Philippe -
This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap. -
Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them. -
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it! -
The pork is so raw, it's still singing Hakuna Matata.